Jailbait Zombie Quotes

“Allergic to garlic?” He tore a chunk of bread and chomped on it. “Might as well give up breathing.” That too, but not because of allergies.”
― Mario Acevedo, Jailbait Zombie

“He said, “I was testing my hypothesis to unlock the greatest secret of all, the resurrection of the dead.” He waited as if he expected his zombies to cheer him. They stared at him with empty eyes. Pus seeped from their wounds.”
― Mario Acevedo, Jailbait Zombie

“Cavagnolo and I stepped from behind the trees and back to the clearing. Flies swarmed around us, perhaps hoping we’d also drop dead and add to the feast.”
― Mario Acevedo, Jailbait Zombie

“I’m an undead bloodsucker; this creeped-out feeling was not supposed to happen to me.”
― Mario Acevedo, Jailbait Zombie