Words Fail Me Quotes

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”
― Teresa Monachino, Words Fail Me

“Noses run. Feet smell.”
― Teresa Monachino, Words Fail Me

“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”
― Teresa Monachino, Words Fail Me

“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.”
― Teresa Monachino, Words Fail Me

“To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.”
― Teresa Monachino, Words Fail Me