Legally Blonde Quotes

“She’s got her permanent now, the wretch,” Brooke said with a smile. “A permanent prison sentence.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“I didn’t mean to shoot him,” Chutney screamed, swiping air as the bailiff seized her. “I meant to shoot you!”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“Carmen Marisca, the heavyset cook who had worked in the Vandermark home for twelve years before Brooke fired her, testified that Brooke tried to starve her husband to death with recipes from Oprah’s cookbook.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“Carmen Marisca, the heavyset cook who had worked in the Vandermark home for twelve years before Brooke fired her, testified that Brooke tried to starve her husband to death with recipes from Oprah’s cookbook. Insisting”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“Judge Morgan’s gavel called the court to order. Sidney’s beeping Game Boy subsided as the room grew quiet.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“Who is Chutney?” Elle asked, eyes innocently careful to conceal that she already knew who Chutney Vandermark was. A Delta Gamma who, according to Margot, had a terrible nose job and was probably named after a spice.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“One rule Elle was learning fast was this: Blondes do not have more fun in law school.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“The twins in the class, Jeremy and Halley, were waving fitfully, as usual.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“Her first instinct, as always, was to turn to Cosmo for advice.”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde

“practical”
― Amanda Brown, Legally Blonde