The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man Quotes

“Sometimes that happens to us, way before we’re ready, a moment that changes everything. Life will be going along, like normal, and then one day without warning you find out that nothing will ever be the same.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“if I went through life only talking to people who were glad to see me, I wouldn’t be much of a repo man, now would I?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Oh, that’s just great, Alan. You come into my head, you start calling me “we,” when I sleep at night you’re driving around in my truck, and you think it’s a bad idea to mess with other people’s lives?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I’ve got a voice of a dead man in my head who is trying to take over my body!”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“You’ve been driving in my sleep? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“What’s wrong with that? You’re getting exercise in your sleep. We’re up to five sets of fifty push-ups, three hundred sit-ups, and a run every night.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“You’ve been using my body when I was asleep?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I just woke up by the side of the road in the dark like I’d been dumped there by the Mafia, but you take your time explaining, that’s fine with me.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I’ll splatter whatever I want, whenever I want,”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Women,” he snorted. “Can’t live with ’em, can’t return ’em for a full refund.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Kermit, the voice in my head wants me to take you out in the woods and eat your liver,”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Let me drive. You wait until I get up to fifty-five miles per hour, and then jump out,”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I’d say she pretty much handed you your balls in a paper bag,”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I left out the part about being beaten up by a twenty-pound goose.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Sorry I spit, I’ll try to quit?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“How can you not help having sex with someone?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Wilma stood in front of our table, her crazy bejeweled earrings flashing like lightning. I”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“How do you convince your split personality that he’s not real?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Come on, Alan, you want me to believe you’ve been asleep for eight years? Nobody’s that depressed.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I stopped walking and faced a small snowman some children had built so that anyone watching would assume I was arguing with it and not with a voice in my head like some crazy person.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“You got a voice in your head named Alan?”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I’d had two fights in the past couple of hours; won one, lost one (to a bird)”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“I’d been outsmarted by a man who named his goose Doris and thought it was a duck.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Being a repo man requires what Milt calls “nerves of stupidity”:”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“his T-shirt had words printed on it, so he was probably the brains of the outfit.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“They both had that quality I found irresistible in women - they appeared to lack better options.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man

“Funeral notice in the paper.” “I still don’t know who you’re talking about,” the other ice fisherman groused. “Dressed funny,” the guy at the other table recalled.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man