Spy Quotes

“Hey. You know what the shark said to the clown?”
“No.”
“You taste funny.”
― Ted Bell, Spy

“He’s a Belgian Malinois. That’s all we use now. Trained to detect drugs, explosives, firearms.”
― Ted Bell, Spy

“Hey. You know what the shark said to the clown?” “No.” “You taste funny.”
― Ted Bell, Spy

“Stoke wasn’t sure all the wiring in the guy’s attic had been properly soldered on the day of installation.”
― Ted Bell, Spy

“If you’re not the lead dog, the view is always the same.”
― Ted Bell, Spy

“Politics is the art of enriching oneself, the art of robbery.”
― Ted Bell, Spy