Why Not Me? Quotes

“Also, like Bush, Bauer is open to a little good-natured ribbing. Even about his religion. According to Prophecy, at the moment of the Rapture everyone who has taken Christ as his savior will immediately ascend to heaven. So if you’re in an airplane, and your pilot has accepted Christ, you’re in trouble.”
― Al Franken, Why Not Me?: The Inside Story of the Making and Unmaking of the Franken Presidency

“Some good things did come out of the scandal. Husbands and wives started having frank discussions about what does and does not constitute adultery. For example, my wife has told me that she feels that oral sex is adultery. Which I guess explains why we haven’t had any since we’ve been married.”
― Al Franken, Why Not Me?: The Inside Story of the Making and Unmaking of the Franken Presidency