Many Long Years Ago Quotes

“The golfer is as strange a beast
As ever roamed the earth;
On daily sorrow doth he feast,
And ghastly is his mirth.
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So, bridesmaids, weep for the golfer's wife,
And shun her dreary fate,
For the lighthouse keeper sees more life
Than the golfer's lonely mate.”
― Ogden Nash, Many Long Years Ago