Cancer Is a Bitch Quotes

“I want to be brave. I want to be big. I want to be gracious and cool. I want to be the Audrey Hepburn of cancer. ”
― Gail Konop Baker, Cancer Is a Bitch: Or, I'd Rather Be Having a Midlife Crisis

“I’ll start in the middle: Winter 2006:
I’m sitting topless in the oncologist’s office on Valentine’s Day. Cancer is a bitch. It doesn’t give a shit about holidays.”
― Gail Konop Baker, Cancer Is a Bitch: Or, I'd Rather Be Having a Midlife Crisis

“When I was in college, the board game RISK was popular for a while. We’d get stoned and I’d stare at the little plastic pieces moving across the territories and get utterly confused about allies and enemies, arguing that nothing could be that black and white, complicating the whole notion of the game. But I understand that estrogen is my enemy now, the very thing that made me big-busted and fertile and a terrific nurser, has turned on me, inside my milk ducts where my body incubated nourishment that made my babies pink cheeked and roly-poly thighed. It’s all so twisted and ironic and confusing. Tamoxifen, a hero and a hazard, my breasts, a giver and taker of life, and I, the protagonist and the antagonist in this story”
― Gail Konop Baker, Cancer Is a Bitch: Or, I'd Rather Be Having a Midlife Crisis

“When does the part where I become a bigger person kick in?”
― Gail Konop Baker, Cancer Is a Bitch: Or, I'd Rather Be Having a Midlife Crisis