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“RECIPE FOR HAPPINESS
As devised by frantastica:
dvds with Johnny Depp in them
white chocolate chip cookies
peanut m&ms
popcorn
pillows X 17
Method:
put all on sofa and mix till cheerful.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“FRANTASTICA: You Know Who says you look fabulous, darlink. ;)

SERAFINA67: ONG Voldemort has been eyeing me up?

FRANTASTICA: Well, you are looking a little bit Slytherin now. Tom Felton will not be able to resist.

SERAFINA67: Eeeee sekrit crush! Why are evil people always the prettiest?

PATCHWORKBOY: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *twirls moustache evilly*”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“CAMERAOBSCURER: All superpowers are win. Don't be afraid, tiny chid! Neverneedinganumbrellagirl to the rescue!

SERAFINA67: What if the tiny child has fallen down a well?

CAMERAOBSCURER: Neverneedinganumbrellagirl will call in her side kick, Occasionallyneedsanumbrellabuthasreallylongarmsboy? And they say the superhero genre is dead. Fools!”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“GEORGIA_DARKLY: So you say. You could be anyone.

FREE_MILLY: Are you my Daddy? :D

GEORGIA_DARKLY: NO LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER

GINGERBREAD-ED: I'M SPRTACUS!

RISHYISH: Am I the only one feeling super-paranoid now? I'm going to have to delete my entire life.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“If I ask her tonight she is going to say 'omg what now, bitchlet?" before I even get the words out of my mouth.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“MISERABLE SCHOOLIE MODE DISENGAGED
EASTER HOLIDAYS MODE INITIALIZING...
COMMENCING CHOCOLATE-ANTICIPATION SQUEE IN
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWO WEEKS OF FREEEEEEEDOM!
OK, so actually more like two weeks of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKDOM.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“I know! I was like, hello, woman, do you have to unleash your flowing red tides of PMS on ickle me?”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“She says 'there will be other parties, sera, durrr,' only the next thing will be the thing at J's next weekend and even if I was invited I will be at Dad's. When I will have to be Princess Sera all over again. Which will be quite confusing for him what with Evil Witch Sera of Betchistan usually being the one who comes to stay.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“Resolution #7: Shrink self to less lardtastic size”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*
“Pete says you should listen out for times when you need to explain your feelings to other people and ask yourself why you are doing it. He calls it 'protesting too much,' like you only sait because you really really want it to be true, even if it isn't.”
Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*