Mega Quotes

“Shane risked a glance into the water and almost froze; if he hadn’t been conditioned to ignore fear, he would have stopped swimming and just pissed himself. Instead, he pissed himself as he kept swimming. But”
― Jake Bible, Mega

“Spotters are ready,” Bach announced, “Snipers, are you ready?” “Ready,” Max said. “You bet,” Shane said. “Born that way,” Lucy said. “I am so calling you Lady Gaga from now on,” Max said. “You”
― Jake Bible, Mega

“My money’s on the smart brother,” Popeye said. “Fuck you!” Max shouted down. “I was talking about you!” Popeye yelled back. “Oh, cool. Thanks!” Max smiled as he looked at his brother. “You’re the dumb one.” “That’s”
― Jake Bible, Mega

“I say cage fight decides,” Max said. “Two douches enter,” Shane laughed, “one douche leaves.” “So you two will be doing the fighting then?” Kinsey smiled. “Good one,” Lucy laughed and offered a high five which Kinsey obliged. “Thorne is Team Leader,” Mr. Ballantine said over the com. “The money decides.” “One financier enters,” Max said, “everyone shuts the fuck up.” “ETA”
― Jake Bible, Mega

“I’m just looking forward to visiting a new, exotic place and killing people,” Max said as he slid his folder over. “I don’t like to tan as much as my brother does. Anyone play poker? I’m up for a few weeks of cards.” “As”
― Jake Bible, Mega