49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom Quotes

“The Most Powerful Wizard Excuse "Be quiet Muggles! I’ve found the Elder Wand and fixed it with Sellotape from the kitchen draw. I am now the most powerful wizard in the world... ...what’s the spell to make it rain Chocolate Frogs?”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Moon?...”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“¹Arachnophobia - fear of spiders. ²Verbophobia - fear of words. ³Ichthyophobia - fear of fish. ⁴Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises. ⁵Chromatophobia - fear of colours. ⁶Phagophobia - fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten. ⁷Arithmophobia - fear of numbers. ⁸Peladophobia - fear of bald people. ⁹Pogonophobia - fear of beards. ¹⁰Xenophobia - fear of strangers or foreigners. ¹¹Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words (and hippos). 7.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“You should be warned . . . . . . I've finished my tactical tantrum course, graduated top of my class and received my degree in 'Getting What I Want All The Time.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“you would excuse me all this sabotaging has made me peckish. Which way to the fridge?”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“AbsolutelyPointlessFacts.com,”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Muck”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Excuse “I know you’re both very stressed from raising”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“study has shown that 92% of children who never”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Be quiet Muggles! I’ve found the Elder Wand and fixed it with Sellotape from the kitchen drawer. I am now the most powerful wizard in the world . . .”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“. . . and then it called me Floccinaucinihilipilification¹¹.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Floccinaucinihilipilification¹¹.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“unpacking their bags and discussing whether to go”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Potato God.” Excuse #33 The Advice”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“daughter's evil twin sister...”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“career advisor visited our school yesterday and told us to start practicing what we want to be when we grow up... ...so I’m practicing being unemployed. I’m already very good at sleeping in past lunch time and I've mastered not tidying my bedroom, so next on my professional development list is to watch TV all day and shout at the neighbour's cat.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“I’ve become a Contemporary Modern Artist. This is my latest work, I call it ‘The Untidy Room of a Young Genius’... ...I reckon some French millionaire should arrive any minute now to buy my masterpiece. So don’t touch ANYTHING!!!”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Xenophobia - fear of strangers or foreigners.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“⁹Pogonophobia - fear of beards.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“⁸Peladophobia - fear of bald people.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“⁷Arithmophobia - fear of numbers.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“⁶Phagophobia - fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“⁵Chromatophobia - fear of colours.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“⁴Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“³Ichthyophobia - fear of fish.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“²Verbophobia - fear of words.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“¹Arachnophobia - fear of spiders.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“¹¹Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - fear of long words (and hippos).”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“Did you know that a recent scientific study has shown that 92% of children who never tidied their rooms achieved better grades in schools, grew up to become the worlds most successful and happy people...”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

“The Record Breaker Excuse Harry is currently attempting the World Record for the longest whistle...”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom