Crazy Little Things Quotes

“You ate my dog, you undead freak!”
Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is ‘corporeally
challenged’ now. No need to be rude.”
― Adam P. Knave, Crazy Little Things

“Carrot followed me to the couch. We sat down and settled in. The couch was our center, somehow. Whatever, it didn’t matter why or how, the couch simply managed to be where we decided big stuff. This time “big stuff” would just include defeating impossibly powerful imaginary creatures that used to live in my head.”
― Adam P. Knave, Crazy Little Things

“Dinner waited for us: steaks and potatoes and manly things, items of a manly meal. Also vodka cranberries.”
― Adam P. Knave, Crazy Little Things

“Still, the car started, so we drove off to the movies. Popcorn happened. Previews, ads, and an annoying kid all went down like clockwork. The picture started and then ended a while later, the world unchanged by its passing.”
― Adam P. Knave, Crazy Little Things

“Since the fall of Man and the return of Magery and our older ways, most disputes were settled in a civilized manner: sword to the face, mace to the neck, acceptable societal situational handlers”
― Adam P. Knave, Crazy Little Things