Empty Graves Quotes

“The Devil tended to do it better than his underlings. Likes to give the marks less wiggle room to get out of the contract. The lesser demons are so anxious to get any soul that they’ll promise the world and deliver Jersey. Of”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection

“Bulfinche’s is a Manhattan bar that has not only seen all the weirdness the world has to offer, but encourages it to come by for a drink. A leprechaun owns it, and a god of wine and orgies tends bar. I”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection

“The necrophiliacs were homophobic and sexist to boot. You’d think pervs would be more tolerant of others. Go figure.”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection

“Sex slaves can rarely defend themselves, and the dead are even worse off in this instance than the living. The”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection

“It’s great being dead.”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection

“Things started to fly around the room. I don’t mean little things like books and lamps. I’m talking the refrigerator, the stove, and the couch. It was like a deadly game of dodge ball. I”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection

“As a wise man named Ben Franklin once said, those who would sacrifice liberty for security desire neither. I”
― Patrick Thomas, Empty Graves: Tales of Zombies: a Murphy's Lore After Hours collection