The Last of the Summer Wine Quotes

“BARRY: Phwoar! This stuff shouldn’t be available on the internet where anybody can see it.

GLENDA: Barry, what are you looking at?

BARRY: Philosophy. You should see some of the ideas floating around here.

GLENDA: As long as it’s only philosophy.

BARRY: Only?! They come out with stuff that makes your hair stand on end. Look out there. What do you see?

GLENDA: I can see it’s time to paint the fence.

BARRY: What fence?

GLENDA: Our fence. I don’t expect you to paint next door’s.

BARRY: There is no fence out there. We just think there is.

GLENDA: And I think it still needs painting.

BARRY: It’s all in here. It’s only the way we see things that makes them look as if they’re out there. Actually everything is in our heads.

GLENDA: Barry, if you can go out there with a pot of paint and paint it, then it’s out there.

BARRY: I hate it when you do that.

GLENDA: What?

BARRY: Make more sense than philosophy.

“The Second Stag Night of Doggy Wilkinson”, Last of the Summer Wine”, season 28 episode 1.”
― Roy Clarke, The Last of the Summer Wine

“Remember: one false move and you could lose your deposit.”
― Peter Sallis, The Last of the Summer Wine