The Collected Sam & Max Quotes

“Well, that was a thrilling adventure, Max! I can hardly believe we were buried alive by a band of gassy-smelling pirates."
"Yeah, Sam -- good thing the monkey dug us up to rifle through our wallets."
"You don't even carry a wallet, Max."
"No, but now I can fashion one out of this handsome monkey scalp. Mmm -- it's still warm!”
― Steve Purcell, The Collected Sam & Max: Surfin' the Highway