More Information Than You Require Quotes

“A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.”
― John Hodgman, More Information Than You Require

“That which is hard to do is best done bitterly.”
― John Hodgman, More Information Than You Require

“We all know he kept a bowl of live frogs by his resting slab in the Oval Office that he would snack on during meetings.”
― John Hodgman, More Information Than You Require

“My name is John Hodgman; you live on the planet Earth; and everything is going to be fine.”
― John Hodgman, More Information Than You Require