Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle Quotes

“Is this one of those situations that involves "ethics"? 'Cause I'm a cat, you know. I've never been very good at those.”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle

“Never burn a bridge unless your foe is on it, captain.”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle

“Looks like ve is keednappink hyu a leedle after all.”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle

“Jenka: Iz dis de first time hyu faced down an entire army all by hyuself vit a veapon hyu vasn't sure vos gonna vork?
Gil: Well, yes ...
Jenka: Vell den. Dot's just hyu body bein' all surprized hyu ain't all blowed op and dead!”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle

“Votever hyu say, meester "I'm so schmot I don't gotta make sense.”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle

“Don't try to boggle me, Mister Talking Cat. This is Mechanicsburg. You are by no means the strangest thing in this town.”
― Phil Foglio, Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle