I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability Quotes

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”
― Ron White, I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

“You can't fix stupid! ”
― Ron White, I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability