Diary of a Real-Life Phone Sex Operator--CENSORED EDITION Quotes

“I’ll climb right up on you, just straddle your face and smother you with my sweet stuff… bury your face in thighs and my big old butt until you just can’t breathe.”  Dan groaned again. “Oh, yeah, baby, you know what I like.” “And when I’m done riding your face and drowning you in my wetness, I’m going to slide down... way down and leave a little trail of my juice down your chest and tummy, all the way down to your knees.” Dan was beginning to breathe harder.  “Yeah, oh, yeah, baby,” he said. “Yeah.  And you know big old girls are hungry girls, so I’m going to savor that big hard monster, rub it all over my face.”  I moan and groan a bit while peeking out the livingroom window to make sure Shell is still where I can see her in the front yard.  She is.  I continue, “Dan, oh, baby, I’m rubbing it on my lips… my chin… my cheeks… over my eyes…”  He’s imagining me caressing his daylily.  In reality, though, I’m dipping my paint brush into mauve paint and spreading the almost-pink color on the walls. I can tell that Dan is feeling the heat.  “I kiss that big old head gently… now I’m licking just underneath it… where it’s so sensitive.  Do you like that, sweetheart?” I ask him provocatively. “Oh, yeah…” “Tell me how much you like it, baby.  You just tell Rosie…”
― Maggie Mistery, Diary of a Real-Life Phone Sex Operator--CENSORED EDITION