Love Antidote Quotes

“I’ve had a vasectomy.” “And I’ve never heard four sexier words in my entire life.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“Even though I already know what to expect when I look at him, I’m somehow still surprised. It’s the same way I often feel when I watch a chemical reaction. I know what will happen when certain molecules collide. And yet, it still feels like magic.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“never thought I’d be wondering whether a ridiculously hot contract killer is flirting with me by calling me a viper while we make poisonous gas together, but sometimes life takes you in unusual directions.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“This isn’t me. I don’t bond with people in this business. Feelings are ephemeral. Dangerous. Coveting a connection, even briefly, can become your demise. I shouldn’t do this.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“it’s the first time I’ve really put myself in someone’s shoes and thought about what I could give to them, rather than what I could take away.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“So, what? You think that means she likes you?” Rolland’s gray eyes turn to daggers when I shrug. In one blink, there’s a gun pointed at my forehead. “The poison has clearly melted your brain. You’re compromised.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“One corner of his mouth lifts, his expression bittersweet. There’s a small scar on his cheek that looks like a dimple when he smiles. It’s almost endearing, a mark that likely doesn’t appear very often.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I shouldn’t be worried about some woman I don’t know and will never meet. One I wouldn’t have time for anyway, even if I could. Sometimes I wonder what that would be like. A normal life.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“To anyone who wanted to know how many types of poisonings you can reasonably fit into one novella, now you’ll know!”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I love you, Rocha. And I’m really glad I didn’t kill you. Except when you leave ammunition on the coffee table—that makes me want to shoot you in the face.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“So if we’re going to die in three days, I’m going to make enough memories of you to follow me into the afterlife.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“Isla gives me a devious little grin, blood coating her teeth. “Now we go,” she says, then starts descending the hose. In that instant, I know it. I’m in love with this woman.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I never thought I’d be wondering whether a ridiculously hot contract killer is flirting with me by calling me a viper while we make poisonous gas together, but sometimes life takes you in unusual directions.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I’ve never had a man cook a meal for me on a Bunsen burner before. And I try to convince myself that it’s not the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. But I fail.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“And I realize that it’s the first time I’ve really put myself in someone’s shoes and thought about what I could give to them, rather than what I could take away.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“If you were suave, you would have let her shower at her own place, not bought her clothes and half the world’s supply of beauty products. She only needs one bar of soap, not twelve. You look like a psycho kidnapper.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“How do you feel?” I take another sip of water and level my gaze at my rosy-hued friend and business manager. “I think I’m in love.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I sneakily pull the preloaded syringe from my apron pocket and inject the custard with a hemorrhagic poison that will make him bleed from his eyes and kill him within sixty minutes. My grin stretches. It’s the little details that really make a dessert like this special.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I love you”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“Then we stand side by side and fight our way out of this life. We make the one we want.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“I know he’s not just about to end my dry spell—he’s about to obliterate it.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote

“So if we’re going to die in three days”
― Brynne Weaver, Love Antidote