Shopaholic and Sister Quotes

“Me too." I agree fervently. "Every film should definitely have a message."

Which is true. I mean... take the Lord of the Rings movies- they've got loads of messages. Like "Don't lose your ring.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“Ciao," I say casually, and flick my hair back. "Si. Ciao."

I could so be Italian. Except I might have to learn a few more words.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“Something tells me organizing a protest against your husband’s client has got to be even worse than selling his Tiffany clocks.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“Material possessions aren't important to me," I say breathlessly. "All that matters to me is yoga.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“In business, if you want to make money, you have to spend money. If you want to have a result, you have to make an investment.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“You’ve gone back to the way you used to be before. The way you promised you’d never be again.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“I feel a bit apprehensive as I see that he's looking directly at me. But I'm not doing anything wrong, am I? I mean, it's not like stalking is against the law.

Oh. Well, OK, maybe stalking is against the law. But I've only been doing it for five minutes. Surely that doesn't count. And anyway, how does he know I'm stalking anyone? I might just be sitting here for my pleasure.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“But that's what happens in life. People find new friends and new sisters. It's called natural selection.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“I mean . . . take the Lord of the Rings movies—they’ve got loads of messages. Like “Don’t lose your ring.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“The first story is all about the president washing his piano. At least I’m pretty sure that’s what presidente and lavoro pieno must mean”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“La ragazza con la borsa di Angel”! Which I worked out means the Girl with the Angel Bag! That’s what they were calling me!”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“But how can I tell him I don’t have a beautiful spirit, I have a crappy old normal one?”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“. I was re-reading The Gracious Hostess last night, and it says that even if your guest is annoying you, you must behave with charm and decorum. Well, fine. I can be charming. I can be decorative.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister

“I can't move. I'm paralyzed in the middle of the street, like the donkey in that Aesop's fable who couldn't choose between the bales of hay. They'll find me in years to come, still frozen to the spot, clutching my credit card.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic and Sister