Tsar Quotes

“Any poor bastard who doesn’t drink, when he wakes up, he knows that’s the best he’s going to feel all day.”
― Ted Bell, Tsar

“Honey, you know me. I only got two emotions. Hungry and horny. You see me without an erection, quick, make me a sandwich.”
― Ted Bell, Tsar

“You know my definition of a committee?” “A group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.”
― Ted Bell, Tsar

“32 MIAMI Raining”
― Ted Bell, Tsar

“slicing a juicy lime within an inch of its life,”
― Ted Bell, Tsar