Pirate Quotes

“old”
― Ted Bell, Pirate

“That’s when the real goat-fuck got started; when anything and everything turned to pure, unadulterated shit.”
― Ted Bell, Pirate

“God bless Al Gore for inventing the Internet.”
― Ted Bell, Pirate

“Luck is for losers.”
― Ted Bell, Pirate

“if a man wishes to eat chicken, do you think he would wish to consume a chicken that has recently been, as you tell me, ‘ranging free’? Some wild capon, capering about over hill and dale, wholly unsupervised? No! I think not, Mrs. Purvis! If Ambrose Congreve is to eat chicken, he bloody well wants to know where his chicken has been! Every minute of every day!”
― Ted Bell, Pirate

“... if a man wishes to eat chicken, do you think he would wish to consume a chicken that has recently been, as you tell me, ‘ranging free’? Some wild capon, capering about over hill and dale, wholly unsupervised? No! I think not, Mrs. Purvis! If Ambrose Congreve is to eat chicken, he bloody well wants to know where his chicken has been! Every minute of every day!”
― Ted Bell, Pirate