Blood of the Fairest Quotes

“Astounding as this may be to you, I am not some all-knowing consultant for questions that mortals have no business asking." That's absolutely faerie-speak for, Bitch, do I look like Google?”
― Morgan B. Lee, Blood of the Fairest

“Will our little chat be about your language again? I think you might actually swear more than the stablehands," Snow sighs, tutting theatrically. "What do I keep telling you?" "On Wednesdays we wear pink," the princess recites dutifully. I wave my hand. "The other thing." "Um…swear words are just sentence seasonings?”
― Morgan B. Lee, Blood of the Fairest

“Oh, fuck. I have a harem," I realize out loud.”
― Morgan B. Lee, Blood of the Fairest

“If this isn't the most detailed hallucination ever, and I really am the evil MILF in Snow White's fairy tale, I'm not sure if she would get in trouble for murdering three men, even if it was in self-defense during an assassination attempt.”
― Morgan B. Lee, Blood of the Fairest

“Way to go, Brain. You could make all this but not Michael B. Jordan or a younger George Clooney? Or hell, shoot for the stars and send me both. You know I'd be down to try a threesome.”
― Morgan B. Lee, Blood of the Fairest

“Oof. Kudos to whatever dark, demented corner of my mind this dream pulled a name like Reinhilde out of.”
― Morgan B. Lee, Blood of the Fairest