Revenge of the Geek Quotes

“As if summoned by her thoughts, Randall Hawthorne barged through the door, his expensive suit barely containing his considerable girth. Jessica couldn't help but stare at his stout figure next to her friend’s lithe, sexy body. They said money couldn’t buy happiness, but they obviously hadn’t met Randall and Penelope Hawthorne. "Randall, darling, don't be such a grouch," Penelope cooed, planting a soft kiss on his cheek, causing the man’s heavy jowls to blush.”
― Manus Dare, Revenge of the Geek: The Complete Harem Series