How to Kill Your Rival Quotes

“I can't imagine a better man to deal with her for the rest of his life. God help you, James. You have my blessing and my condolences in equal measure.' James' mouth curves. 'It'll be my pleasure.”
― Effie Campbell, How to Kill Your Rival

“Call her off? Who do you think I am? She doesn't follow me. I'm her loyal follower in every way. I'll juggle your fucking balls after she cuts them off”
― Effie Campbell, How to Kill Your Rival

“She's so fucking hot when she's ready to eviscerate an arsehole. I only hope I'm never the one strapped to the chair. I tip my head as I consider the prospect....maybe.”
― Effie Campbell, How to Kill Your Rival

“He. Is. Mine,' I repeat with a low growl to the words. God, I may as well cock my leg and fucking piss on him at this point.”
― Effie Campbell, How to Kill Your Rival

“It's like they believe being born with a cock and balls somehow makes them better or more deserving of everything, but I know otherwise.”
― Effie Campbell, How to Kill Your Rival