The Lost King Quotes

“Do you know, in thousands of years of progress, we’ve never been able to improve on the toothpick? I suppose when man was slogging his way through the swamps, beating his dinner over the head with clubs, he picked up a stick and poked what was left out of his teeth. And here we are today, traveling beyond the speed of light, proving Einstein wrong, and scattering toothpicks throughout the universe. A marvelous creation, man.”
― Margaret Weis, The Lost King

“The only throne that kid’s gonna sit on is the kind you flush.”
― Margaret Weis, The Lost King