You Only Need One Kidney, so I Removed One of Mine and Made It Into My Butler; Also, My House Is Haunted by the Ghost of Blockbuster Video Quotes

“But I’m…I’m fucking retarded,” Vermiculus said, hanging his big head low.”
― Douglas Hackle, You Only Need One Kidney, so I Removed One of Mine and Made It Into My Butler; Also, My House Is Haunted by the Ghost of Blockbuster Video

“That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
― Douglas Hackle, You Only Need One Kidney, so I Removed One of Mine and Made It Into My Butler; Also, My House Is Haunted by the Ghost of Blockbuster Video

“The story went that if ya repeated the words ‘Blockbuster Video’ in front of a mirror a certain number of times, the ghost of Blockbuster Video would appear and murder you!”
― Douglas Hackle, You Only Need One Kidney, so I Removed One of Mine and Made It Into My Butler; Also, My House Is Haunted by the Ghost of Blockbuster Video

“Throughout my unhappy childhood, miserable adolescence, and depressing early adulthood, my desire to become the inbred banjo boy from the 1972 movie Deliverance never weakened.”
― Douglas Hackle, You Only Need One Kidney, so I Removed One of Mine and Made It Into My Butler; Also, My House Is Haunted by the Ghost of Blockbuster Video