Suck It Up Quotes
How to see a vampire in three easy steps:
1. Get up.
2. Find a mirror.
3. Look at your first vampire.
I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.
What happened to the first vampire who fell for the first mortal? She turned him into a sucker