Playing with Matches Quotes

“I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say "It wasn't just me who farted.”
― Brian Katcher, Playing with Matches

“Nothing like the soft touch of a woman. Her smooth skin...or her rough scars.”
― Brian Katcher, Playing with Matches

“I expected a nod and maybe a handshake, but Dan clasped his hand to his chest, whispered something like "Chthulhu fh'tagn!" and spit into a urinal.”
― Brian Katcher, Playing with Matches

“Dude, I totally pendejo!" he said, happily calling himself an asshole.”
― Brian Katcher, Playing with Matches