Wolfsbane and Mistletoe Quotes

“She was wearing her T-shirt with the bull’s-eye printed over her heart, the one that says, GO AHEAD AND TRY IT, BUFFY.”
― Dana Cameron, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for MI5. Don’t believe anyone who tel s you otherwise. He is, however, secretly Superman.”
― Simon R. Green, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.”
“Why would that anger God?”
“This was the Old Testament. God got pissed off a lot. Didn’t you ever read Job?”
― J.A. Konrath, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting it confused with the lost Book of Fred.”
― J.A. Konrath, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip.
“Where did you learn how to shoot?” he asked.
“I teach high school.”
― J.A. Konrath, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“Gerry, you peed on Weems’s car!” I shrugged. It seemed like the thing to do at the time.”
― Dana Cameron, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“Were we in love, really? We were very young. And everything seems so sharp and intense, when you're a teenager. Emotions surge through you like a firecracker. Immersed in the moment, transfixed in each other's eyes like rabbits caught in the glare of approaching headlights... Yes; she was my first love, and I have never forgotten the time we had together.”
― Simon R. Green, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“God, you’re so hot, Irena. When are we going to get together, have ourselves a litter of little kiggens?”

“On the first of never, Andy. And they wouldn’t be kiggens. They’d be pities.”
― J.A. Konrath, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe

“Twas the night before Christmas—well, the late afternoon, in fact, but who could tell at the North Pole in the middle of winter—and Matthias the werewolf was knee-deep in reindeer guts. Really, it was the deer’s own fault for having that glowing red nose that had made it ever so easy to pick him out in the gloom. There it had been, like a neon sign saying FAST FOOD and Matt being like Yellow Dog Dingo—always hungry—had taken the opportunity for a quick snack.”
― Kat Richardson, Wolfsbane and Mistletoe