Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

“Buffy caught an unexpected movement from the corner of her eye. She turned to see Xander/Sarah holding an object while he/she rushed toward the Master with murderous intentions. "No!" Buffy exclaimed. "Use a stake! Not a steak!"

Sarah stopped in fron of the grill and struck the Master several times on the chest and shoulders with the piece of meat.”
― Arthur Byron Cover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Night of the Living Rerun

“She reached down to help him stand. "Where did you learn that move?" he asked.

"From an old movie on TV," said Buffy proudly. "I think it starred somebody - Flynn, or maybe what's-his-name - Lancaster, I forget which. Are we done?"

"No, we must complete the session." He rubbed his back and groaned. "As difficult as that might prove to be."

"Okay! But don't say I didn't warn you - I've been watching a lot of old movies lately."

"I was afraid of that." Stiffly, Giles assumed a fighting position. "This is called a wombat stance-"

"Looks more like a drunken squirrel to me," Buffy giggled.”
― Arthur Byron Cover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Night of the Living Rerun