What The Lady Wants Quotes

“The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“I'm thirty-four."

"You don't look thirty-four."

"That's because I'm not married." Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. "Marriage tends to age a woman.”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“Everyone Lies.”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“Mitch woke up the next morning the way he always did: badly.”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“No more pipeline. I've lost all my interest in the West. The only thing I want to explore is you”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“There were no safe places in life. That's why you had to keep moving”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants

“This is just biology. Men need multiple breasts in their lives. Women need to make a commitment to one penis”
― Jennifer Crusie, What The Lady Wants