The Noob Returns Quotes

“Suddenly, I heard a rustling in sector four.  I turned slowly and came face to face with the most frightening thing in all existence, a curious child.”
― Ryan Rimmel, The Noob Returns: Noobtown Book 9

“You think that if I try hard enough, I can achieve the impossible.”  “Exactly, that’s my trick.  I just keep trying until I’m successful,” I said, “and I don’t recognize that something is impossible until after I’ve already done it.”
― Ryan Rimmel, The Noob Returns: Noobtown Book 9

“Badgelor, the national mascot of Falcon, the divine protector of the seas, the one who had saved the world more times than I could count, was being treated like an invalid.”
― Ryan Rimmel, The Noob Returns: Noobtown Book 9

“The tended to be a bit capricious, because it had been operated by two lazy demons.  Now, it was being operated by no one.  Maybe no one would be better.”
― Ryan Rimmel, The Noob Returns: Noobtown Book 9

“Mistakes happened.  At least no one died, as long as you didn’t count the hundreds of dead critters and animated plants.”
― Ryan Rimmel, The Noob Returns: Noobtown Book 9