Dungeon Crawler Carl Quotes

“Carl: You don’t have to type in all caps.
It makes you sound like you are yelling
Donut: I AM YELLING CARL.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Non c'è bisogno che io ti piaccia. Ma mi rispetterai.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“New Achievement! PETA Enthusiast. You somehow managed to remove the hostility of an aggravated non-sapient enemy. That enemy then fought against other enemies to your benefit. The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you. Reward? I said the the ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you!!!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“The Maestro did not like his audience glurping for someone else.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Glurp on that, motherfucker”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“NEW ACHEIVEMENT! Bitchmeat!

You've been attacked by a fellow crawler in a safe zone, and the system has been forced to save your ass. That usually suggests you're either really annoying, or you snore.

IF this were a prison, you would now be my bitch. Wait...

REWARD: BITCHES DONT GET REWARDS!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl