My Wife is a Serial Killer Quotes

“After leaving Waffle House, we decided to stop at Walmart to grab a few things. Jude keeps forgetting to stock up on basic essentials—Deodorant, shaving cream, things you don’t pay attention to until they’re gone—so here we are, crackhead central and squeaky carts, picking up groceries for the house while we’re at it.”
― J.D. Setzer, My Wife is a Serial Killer

“If there isn’t at least one waitress, line cook, or questionable regular riding the edge of some high, were you even really at Waffle House?”
― J.D. Setzer, My Wife is a Serial Killer