Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency. Quotes

“The other kind you see are the Faceboobs that always seem 6 months behind everyone else. They barrage your wall with pics and meme’s that stopped being funny ages ago. They forget the first rule of comedy…       …timing.”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“Life sucks. Life on Facebook is one happy illusion after another. Celebrate it!”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“Text speak is code for the illiterate. If you can’t read it, it seems to be because you are not supposed to. You don’t have the cool factor, so be gone with you. You with your fancy high school diploma.”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“Just be cool. Those 3 words may sound silly and cliché but that could be one of the most powerful statements in the English language. I wish more people heeded its message.”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“I’m not your gynecologist therefore I don’t care to see your foot on both sides of my peripheral vision.”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“#3) The Inadvertent Asshole:”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“#2) The Uneducated Asshole:”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“#1) The True or Certified Asshole:”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“opinions are like assholes; everyone has one and it usually stinks.” Not YOUR opinion. I value YOURS. You bought this book.”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“The overabundance of assholes you have to deal with from all walks of life and in every part of the journey while simply trying to get from point A to Point B is staggering”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“Most flight attendants seemed two steps away from going completely bat-shit crazy on everyone on the plane (and to be honest if I had to deal with so many assholes on a daily basis I wouldn’t be far behind them).”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.

“Lastly I would like to thank all of the assholes in the world, without which this book would not be possible.”
― Albert Vidal, Don't Be An Asshole! Creating a Better World through Self Awareness, Common Sense and Decency.