Down in Flames Quotes

“I’m gonna marry you”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“Have I mentioned that I have a bowl of poisoned black-eyed peas and a big”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“That’s nothing. Female frogs fake death to avoid mating with males they aren’t attracted to. I could do a lot worse than gagging at the sight of a sweater vest.”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“Hattie. She’s your vet”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“I’m not going to freak out. I’m going to take a cold fucking shower and force myself to sleep until tomorrow when you’re chugging water instead of tequila.” She scrunches her nose. “How did you know it was tequila?” “My tongue’s been in your mouth,” I remind her. “Oh yeah.” She giggles and lifts a hand to wrap her fingers around my wrist.”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“I want to fight. I want to be so affected”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“Packing light is a skill I haven’t yet mastered.”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“I’ve said shit so stupid that it should have totally destroyed the best thing that ever happened to me”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames

“A day out on the prairie with someone will tell you everything you need to know about them.”
― Lainey Lawson, Down in Flames