Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star Quotes

“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then, I'll be leaving you in the dust!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“CHEW”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“I can’t help it. I’m SUCH a DORK!! !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“There’s nothing more annoying than having a crush on someone and not knowing if he’s into you! Doesn’t it drive you crazy when he smiles at you, and you’re not sure if it’s because he thinks you look super cute OR he’s smiling at the CCP behind you?”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“I AM !! Jealous much?!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“NIKKI, I CAN’T WAIT TO SNEAK UPSTAIRS TO PLAY OUR SECRET GAME!” she screamed excitedly. “I PROMISE I WON’T TELL MOM AND DAD A THING! AND, MUH, MUH, MUH, MUH . . ”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“CHASE”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“Westchester”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“Honey Boo Boo!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“Cecilia de la”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“Facebook!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“Totally-awesome-completely-unbelievable-too-good-to-be-true-exciting-wonderful thing #2: I WAS CROWNED SWEETHEART”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“I’m REALLY confused!! WHICH kind of kiss was it?! A just-a-friend kiss? A let’s-save-the-world kiss? Or a you’re-my-girlfriend kiss? I could just ask him. But then he’d think that I thought it was a really big deal. And I DO! But I don’t want HIM to know that! SORRY! I can’t help it. I’m SUCH a DORK!! !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“ME, PRACTICING IN THE STUDIO WHEN AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR DROPS IN”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“SGTCWGC GUIDELINES HOW TO GET CAUGTH 1. Text and read texts openly in class. 2. Look at your phone and laugh. 3. Wear clothing without pockets. 4. Forget to silence your phone. HOW NOT TO GET CAUGTH 1. Text without looking at your phone. 2. Sneak a peek at your phone and respond later. 3. Wear a sweatshirt with a front pocket or carry a purse to conceal your phone. 4. Know where your teacher is at all times.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, BABY! GOTTA ROW TO THAT FUNKY BEAT, BABY!” she howled. “DANCING DOWN THE STREEEEEEEAM!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“crush,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“riot”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“cupcakes flown in from New York City from Baked by Melissa!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“FUNKY”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“GLAMAZON”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“I was speechless. OMG! Not”
― Rachel Renée Russell, TV Star

“So cry yourself a river, build yourself a bridge, and get over it!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“I glared at her. “Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“spring break.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“SMELL.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“things!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star

“Sounds”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star