The Hitwoman and the Art Thief Quotes

“Why were you carrying a mouse around in your purse?” “Note he didn’t ask why there’s a lizard lounging in your bra,” God pointed out.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Art Thief

“You just know it’s going to be a bad day when a plate of chocolate-covered sardines is being waved under your nose.”
― JB Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Art Thief