The Trophy Wives Club Quotes

“Marriage is like calculus. Complicated and inexplicably remote. People think it's about loving one another and riding off into the sunset, but no one tells you the horse is lame or that it's an eclipse, and there won't be a sunset that day.”
― Kristin Billerbeck, The Trophy Wives Club

“One has to be proactive in warding off ugly, and that costs money.”
― Kristin Billerbeck, The Trophy Wives Club

“Wouldn't it be great if God just blew an air horn in your ear and told you exactly what to do? It's that whole free will business. Gets in my way every time.”
― Kristin Billerbeck, The Trophy Wives Club

“There's a world I could do without: public underwear showings. There was a time in my lifetime when you had to open a J.C. Penney catalog to see people in their underwear. Now it's like the national pastime, hanging out in your underwear. I don't see why they have to pay anyone to model it.”
― Kristin Billerbeck, The Trophy Wives Club

“I'm not saying there aren't a few who marry the guy for his money. There are, but I believe there are more of us who marry because we grew up believing in the fairy tale, and no one ever told us it was a lie.”
― Kristin Billerbeck, The Trophy Wives Club