The Undead Kama Sutra Quotes

“I'm an expert in homo sapiens behavior. They can rationalize anything. Take war. They'll bankrupt their economies, sacrifie the best of their young, unleash a bloodbath that impresses even me, at the expense of providing shelter, food, and medicine for their own people. Compared to that, the sale of a few women is trivial.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Undead Kama Sutra

“A cloud of bugs settled around me. Swathes of mosquitoes landed on my arm, tickled my skin, and took off. Why didn’t they bite? Professional courtesy, I guess.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Undead Kama Sutra

“Sounds like someone’s found a turd floating in the punch bowl, and I’m supposed to fish it out.” Trouble followed me everywhere.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Undead Kama Sutra

“The crow never brought good news, like I was needed in Cancún to rub sunscreen on horny coeds.”
― Mario Acevedo, The Undead Kama Sutra