Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After! Quotes

“I’m SUCH a DORK!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“It’s easy to take people you really care about for granted. Then, one day, they’re out of your life.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“We were supposed to be brainstorming. But, unfortunately, my brain was farting.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“I pulled enough HAIR out of the drains to start my own weave business!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“YEAR 1: YEAR 2:”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: OMG! All About Me Diary!

“Try it! You might like it !! I wrote this letter to tell you that I am very, very sorry. When you are mad at me, your face looks like Daddy’s when he smelled that skunk that was hiding in the garage. And this made me very sad. Your face, not the smelly skunk. Are you still mad? Pleeze circle one: YES NO If you are still mad, pleeze accept my sorryness for taking your clock, calling you a sandwich stealer, playing games on your phone and drawing my very cute face on it, and trying to call Price Princess Sugar Plum. I did not reech her. But I did reech a guy named Moe by mistake, and he was not very polite at all. He said if I reech him again he will call the cops. That would be very bad becuz I do not think they serve chicken nuggets in jail. Then I would starve to death, which would not be a very fun time . Anyway, I made this sandwich just for you because I really care about you. I hope you love it! You are my very best friend! After Miss Penelope and Princess Sugar Plum.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“Sure, I sort of hated that girl a little bit. But I’d NEVER go”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“GET A LIFE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“I will not eat it with a DOG! I will not eat it with a FROG! I will not eat it with a CAT! I will not eat it with a RAT! I will not eat it in my ROOM. On the BUS. Or on the MOON! I will not eat it NORTH or SOUTH! It made me throw up in my MOUTH! Call me PICKY! Call me FICKLE! I DON’T like PBJ and PICKLES”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Once Upon a Dork

“It seemed like such a grave injustice that HE had to clean up the horrible mess that MacKenzie had made. Sometimes life is SO UNFAIR !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“my advice column is going”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“So I just smiled, thanked”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“SERIOUSLY! That place was an ICKY mildew-and-bug-infested NIGHTMARE! There were more species of INSECTS in there than in the Amazon rain forest!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“cafeteria”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“Yay ME !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“Shake It Off”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“GLUM”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“SULKED”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“I put on such a theatrical performance that I should receive an Academy Award nomination for Most Dramatic Meltdown in a Family Convo.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“SCREEEEEEEEAM!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“SCREEEEEEEAM!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“didn’t work! But that little mishap with her broken wand DID!! ”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“When things are bad, we take a bit of comfort in the thought that they could always be WORSE. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get BETTER.’—Malcolm S. Forbes.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“at all!” I giggled.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“They let her get away with EVERYTHING! But when I ask to do stuff, it’s always a big fat “NO!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“nurse,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“and nails done, right after she visited the school nurse,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“CCP”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!

“Brianna!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After!