Alpine Giggle Week Quotes

“Oh, look. Do you remember me? I was the one that said, not ten minutes ago, let’s not talk about that dandy book.”
― Dorothy Parker, Alpine Giggle Week

“I think there is nothing like a rubber-capped thumb and a bandaged knee to render a woman practically irresistible.”
― Dorothy Parker, Alpine Giggle Week

“At first they could discover nothing wrong, but that was traced to the fact that I had nervously put my right hand into the X-ray machine.”
― Dorothy Parker, Alpine Giggle Week