Wigfield Quotes

“Words cannot describe all the things I have left to write”
― Stephen Colbert, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“I've seen the hollow, empty eyes of desperate people staggering under the weight of debt and twisting with the agony of poverty. And now I could make money off of having seen that. Finally, a job I was qualified for!”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“The Lord, like every woman I have ever known, was cold and distant.”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“Is that a knife in his hand or an ice cream cone? You'll never know until you taste it.”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“I don't have any ill will toward anybody, except for maybe the people...yeah, the people.”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“And if there is one thing I've learned, it's if you don't put it out there, they won't put it in there.”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“Fear is a funny thing. If that's true, why aren't I laughing?”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not

“This time you've gone too far, Dorothy Parker! This time you've gone too far!”
― Paul Dinello, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not