Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer Quotes

“What I want to know is who it is I’m supposed to dress to impress at three in the morning? The refrigerator? Because I don’t think the refrigerator cares.”
― Krista LaRae, Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation.

“I have researched modern courtship practices,” Mischen said. “I am prepared to share streaming passwords with you. I do not currently have streaming passwords. But I will acquire them for you. Multiple platforms”
― Krista LaRae, Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation.

“Nobody had asked if I was free tonight”
― Krista LaRae, Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation.

“The crate vibrated.”
― Krista LaRae, Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation.

“I finished the cake by two. Mrs. Huang called at three. The engagement was off. She paid the balance and told me to trash the cake. The groom had run off with the best man. Unfortunately”
― Krista LaRae, Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation.

“That’s what I hated most about being in a customer-service industry. The customers.”
― Krista LaRae, Creamed by my Monster Stand Mixer: One girl. One mixer. One very sticky situation.