Pharmacy Exposed Quotes

“I have a prescription here for Obecalp for [patient’s name], but I can’t find it listed anywhere.” He said, “Oh. That’s placebo spelled backwards.”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore

“understating”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore

“Big Pharma prefers the model of mail order pharmacy where prescription drug orders are filled the same way that Amazon.com fills orders for books. To”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore

“10. Medicaid patients who bitch about $1 copay, then go up front and buy cigarettes & beer.”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore

“CVS is an extreme case among retailers. Its new hires are almost always either recent grads or people who have bounced around the pharmacy world so often that they have nowhere left to go.”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore

“We are overeducated pharmacy clerks (with doctorate degrees) answering the phone, running the cash register, ringing up donuts and dish soap while juggling 10 or more drug related issues per minute with our one technician yelling “Override!”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore

“5) “lost” prescriptions (for example, a customer dropped off a prescription on Tuesday and returned on Wednesday only to find that the pharmacy staff can find no trace of that prescription—it happens more often than you think!).”
― Dennis Miller, Pharmacy Exposed: 1,000 Things That Can Go Deadly Wrong At the Drugstore