Hyperbole Quotes

“Once upon a time, I had a grasp of concepts like “motivation” and “investment” and “progress.” I am not even sure now that those are words.”
― Ryan Parmenter, Hyperbole

“The brisk air through cracked windows feels pretty good, considering how genocide and online banking have impacted modern conceptions of goodness.”
― Ryan Parmenter, Hyperbole

“My face is close enough to smell the carpet, which is full of four years of Ollie not wanting to spend money on a vacuum cleaner.”
― Ryan Parmenter, Hyperbole

“I log on, and I realize that I have not in fact shown up today. Though my body arrived late, my mind has yet to arrive, and I cannot rightly expect it to.”
― Ryan Parmenter, Hyperbole