This Damsel Is Not in Distress Quotes

“I am such a fool. You’ve probably had a million amazing kisses because you’re an amazing kisser, and I’m projecting my feelings onto you. I’ve read too many romance novels and truly thought I’d chase after you and you’d realize how much you loved me back and we’d live happily ever after. Oh, I’m going to kill Harriet.”
― Tee Harlowe, This Damsel Is Not in Distress

“When I found Wolfe, I would wring his neck, and then I’d kiss him so hard he’d never want me to stop, and then I’d wring his neck again, just so he knew I meant business.”
― Tee Harlowe, This Damsel Is Not in Distress

“That I don’t need a man. I have this castle, this library, everything I could want.”
― Tee Harlowe, This Damsel Is Not in Distress