Dungeon Games Quotes

“You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They’ve unionized. We should never have let them start that book club.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“If the delicate flower liked to play Medusa, maybe Karina could take on the role of Perseus. It was really for the good of all womankind that she slay the gorgon.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“You’re going to marry me, baby.” “Yes I am,” she replied. “I’m going to marry you because I love you and you keep a really clean house.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“And she needed him. She needed him to center her. She needed him so she didn’t devolve into chaos and dirt. God only knew her bathroom needed him.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“He might catch the guy, but McKay-Taggart’s highly suspect investigative techniques would put him right back out on the street. Sean shrugged. “If he gets off on a technicality, we’ll let Jesse kill him. Jesse hasn’t killed anyone in a while. He needs to let off a little pressure.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“Jesse took his training on making towel animals to a new level. He just leaves towel penises in everyone’s rooms. You know, the usual stuff.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“That’s twenty.” It used to annoy the hell out of him when she would turn that sassy mouth his way. She had a sharp tongue, but she also had a great ass that he loved to spank. When she got bratty, he got spanky. Everything worked out.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“They will be more than mean to you. They will take off your balls and do crafts with them or some shit. You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They’ve unionized. We should never have let them start that book club.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games

“I will love you until I can’t breathe anymore. And long after. I believe, Karina. I believe there is a heaven and if I go first, I will wait for you. Don’t say you can’t go there. God is greater than we make him. Bigger than we think he is.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Games